"Harry picked it up and stared at it, his heart twanging like a giant elastic band. No one, ever, in his whole life, had written to him."
one time in the second grade i forgot how to spell corn on a test so i cried
i will put a pick up line in every person’s askbox who reblogs this
idk if this gets 300,000 notes, i will fucking do it
guys this woman will throw some ridiculous lines at you just do it i swear to god
horror movie opening scene
Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.
how t o kiss boy
- walk over to a boy
- extend your limb, caressing his cheeks tenderly
- without moving your head or body, extend your lips so they meet the edge of his ear
- sc rE AM NOOT NOOT
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My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.
"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."
"Okay, new yoga pose. It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."
"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."
I’ll take 1,000!
MORE REASONS WHY NORWEGIAN FOREST CATS ARE THE BEST:
Norwegian forest cats are the best.
They look like little snow lions.
The colloquial term for them is “skogkatten”.
They’re also called “fairy cats” in Norway, because they’re so pretty.
They run down trees headfirst.
They’re fricking gigantic and they purr really loud.
They literally walk over snow like motherloving Legolas.
In Norse mythology, skogkatts pull the goddess Freya’s carriage.
Who doesn’t want a carriage pulled by cats?
Viking cats. End of story.
Oh what a terrible thing it appears that I haven’t reblogged these glorious beasts this year yet
i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor